Post by percival campbell on Jul 8, 2010 15:38:09 GMT -5
[/COLOR][/SUB][/I][/justify][/blockquote][/blockquote][/blockquote][/blockquote]WELCOME TO DUBLIN.
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THE BASICS.
name, percival john campbell
nickname (s), perry
age, twenty two
hometown, dublin, ireland.
birthday, 1st april
INTERVIEW PT. 1 : YOURSELF.
likes, toast, black and white films, horrors, sex, coffee, drugs, iron bru, smoking, shirts, late night news, converse.
dislikes, zombies, sci-fi, early mornings, blue, a lot of music, ireland, not being high, being sober, clean or new clothes, new shoes. new anything really.
persona, compulsive, exctentric, obnoxious, humorous, selfish, arrogant, ignorant, insane.
favorite song, mozart's something symphony for beethoven and adolf hitler. i'm sure that's a song.
favorite food, toast.
favorite quote of all time, "i'm a dick and i'm in a rut, you're in a rut, we're in a a dickish rut, let's spice it up a litte - let's get married!"
INTERVIEW PT. 2 : OPINIONS.
this is what my ex gf, aoiffe malley , thinks of me. perry is a complete idiot who doesn't understand relationships in the slightest. he's so frustrating, but the worst part is that you can't help but forgive him over and over because he has a way of making it sound like it's nothing at all that he just went and fucked both your best friends in the space of ten minutes. doesn't help that he tries to get you drunk or high half the time because it's the way to live in his eyes. he's just too much.
this is what my best friend,rex the dinosaur, thinks of me. rawr. perry is awesome. fuck that. he's bigger than awesome.
this is what my mom, lydia blackwell, thinks of me. oh percival is such a creative boy, he's always making jokes and really makes the most of each day. sometimes we don't see him for days on end! i'm incredibly proud of him for everything he does, especially being my eldest child and keeping an eye on the others whilst me and his father are touring with the balloon business.
INTERVIEW PT. 3 : RELATIONSHIPS.
who was your last boyfriend/girlfriend? i don't know. aoiffe maybe? who knows.
how and when did you meet? apparently we met innocently in a fruit and veg store. but i've never been to one of those.
favorite moment with that person, sex.
describe the first kiss, it was more of a make out session i'm sure.
and finally, tell us your favorite thing about he/she, i don't really remember her?
INTERVIEW PT. 4 : FAMILY BACKGROUND & THE ETC.
who are your parents? lydia blackwell, 45, & harrold campbell, 46 both own a balloon making empire. which sucks.
who are your siblings? i have like 8 siblings. all girls. all younger. it's fab.
history, i was born in dublin. i grew up in dublin. i went to school in dublin. i go to uni in dublin. i have never left fucking dublin. how boring do you want my life to be?
anything else you'd like to say? yesterday i wrote a letter to myself:
percival don't be alarmed it's your conscience speaking to you.
firstly stop watching finding nemo when high - it's not even funny now trust me you're just psychologically retarded from the amount of braincells you've lost from watching it. two. you need to go get sherlock holmes on bluray or you'll die. third, you need to either a) beg lydia to give money. or b) find a job. (plan a is my preference) in order to buy sherlock holmes and a new batch of fish fingers. also learn to not burn them, as much as you make on that you like the 'caramelised' touch - you don't, you fuck. maybe widen your interests a little. boats, fish fingers and movies which aren't even interesting are clearly not 'widening your horizons'. oh fuck you need to do that english coursework you were meant to do two weeks ago. and no you can't use the aunt june died excuse again. because she's dead. has been since year 5 when you forgot your maths homework.
also remember you've got to pick dorian up from the airport or was it ed? eitherway you have a cousin at an airport somewhere near here and you have to pick him up otherwise plan a won't happen then you won't get sherlock holmes on bluray - you'll have to settle for dvd. fuck. life would be over then, dvd just isn't up to standards. oh and to remind you, you're going to get a nasty message from the love of your life when you switch her on since you turned her off at the wall. do not do that again percival!
also you're going to have to find an excuse not to go back home this summer - do something about that. thanks.
LOVE, PERRY
[/i][/color] and i found you guys through, kaybaby.[/color][/i] i am currently almost 16[/color][/i] and my pb is the beautiful tom stu[/i]. oh, i forgot to mention that he/she is a resident[/font][/i]![/font][/sub][/color][/justify][/blockquote][/blockquote][/blockquote]hi, i'm zoe,
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